This here rodeo ain't your momma's backyard barbecue. This is the real deal, with fancy fellas wearin' their best apparel. They're struttin' about like they own the place, lookin' like somethin' outta a magazine. You got your footwear shined up to a gleam, your belts bucklin' and bouncin', and your headgear tipped just right. It's a whole lotta sou